“I’m like a dog… when you take me out, I like to run around a bit. And then I’ll be your best friend forever.” (6/19)

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“I'm like a dog... when you take me out, I like to run around a bit. And then I’ll be your best friend forever.”

Lucifer is full of playful analogies, but this one is especially memorable because it’s equal parts funny and endearing. Despite being the ruler of Hell, he has a surprisingly affectionate side, and he delivers this one with just the right amount of mischievous charm.

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